Omegle trolling (smokedawg)

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You: you're a bear, im sorry to tell you this
Stranger: how am i bear
You: you'll start noticing after puberty
Stranger: im a 13 yr old girl ur weirdp
You: you'll start loving fish and other salmon
Stranger: wierdo*
You: you'll start scratchin people
You: and you'll have hair everywhere
Stranger: get lost
Stranger: and where r u from exactly?
You: from canada
Stranger: ahaa
Stranger: that explains it then
You: thought so
You: was your mum or sister a bear?
Stranger: u cant go judgin other people mate .. especially by where they live ... and my mum and sister are humans actually
You: are you sure?
Stranger: i can tell ur 12
Stranger: ur so immature
You: ur the bear
You: just sayin
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: grow up
Stranger: and get a life
You: get a salmon
Stranger: get a girlfriend mate
Stranger: maybe shell talk some sense into u
You: but she might be a bear like you
Stranger: i am not a bear
You: only a bear would say that
Stranger: bears cant talk mate
You: that's what you want us to think
Stranger: what the hell
You: oho, you cant fool me
You: ive met over 9000 bears in my lifetime
Stranger: i worry about kids like u
You: all deadly
You: i worry about bears like you
You: you'll try and eat me
Stranger: I AM NOT A BEAR
Stranger: im just like u .. but a matture 13 yr old girl
You: you keep typing but all i read is scratch scratch scratch
Stranger: if u think im a bear then u wudnt be replyin
You: sorry, i cant speak bear
You: if you wanna be a human though

Lol me and my friend do this all the time.

we pretend to be girls and than we get his email and we make a fake email

and we send him pictures of 2 cgg's lol

haha last night this 15 y/o from the uk I gave him some pictures of huge black cocks he was like WTF

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You: asl?
Stranger: 17 male west philadelphia
Stranger: born and raised
Stranger: on the playground is where i spend most of my days
You: Nice 12 f detroit
You: brb gotta shave my bush
Stranger: good, hairy pussies suck
Stranger: pic
Stranger: AFTER
You: yeah I know dude I was bangin this one chick who looked like she hadn't shaved in years ugh worst lay of my life
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wtf wolfy i started the whole


brb gotta go shave my bush

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: i think your a bear

Stranger: o rly?

You: ya rly

Stranger: maybe i am

Stranger: O:

Stranger: who knows

You: i do

Stranger: i think you are a fish

You: or am i?

Stranger: indeed u are

You: i think im a cow

Stranger: fo real?

You: fa sho whigga

Stranger: damn!

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that wasnt funny.

never connected

WAAAAHHHHHHHH IM A FAILURE

Stranger: hi
You: oh i have such a tight pussy
Stranger: lol niice
Stranger: how old r u?
You: omg i fingering myself right now
You: 19
Stranger:
You: dropped out of college
You: for fucking my teacher fro A's
Stranger: lol nice
Stranger: got any siblings?
You: I have 5 brothers
You: and 1 brother/husband
Stranger: wow
Stranger: how old
You: my brother/husband is 34
You: others range from 10-30
Stranger: lol ever catch any of the teenage ones jacking off?
You: they let me watch
You: it interests me
Stranger: lol wow
You: I took a shot to the eye once
You: do you play any sports?
You: I <3 jocks
Stranger: pussy pounding a sport?
You: hahaha
Stranger: do u ever jack off ur little bros?
You: My daughter would love you
You: ive touched some of their cocks
You: but never jacked em off
You: except my husband
Stranger: lol why would ur daughter love me?
You: Ur personality
You: maybe me, u and my daughter could 3 way
You: where do u liv?
Stranger: that would be nice
Stranger: england
Stranger: u?
You: Alabama
Stranger:
You: whats ur number
You: phone sex
Stranger: my cell phone broke
You: damn
Stranger: when did u touch ur brothers dicks?
You: usually when theyre sleeping
You: its kinda a game
You: i try to do it secretly
Stranger: lol do they get hard?
You: and if they catch me they get to cock slap me
You: so have you ever done anything illegal?
Stranger: lol yes
Stranger: loads
You: name somethin really bad
Stranger: have u ever sucked one of your bros dicks while u play the game
You: the worst
You: whats the worst thing you've ever done
Stranger: i fucked a girl in the middle of a public pool while we were both drunk
Stranger: u?
You: Hold on, We're getting your IP address
You: FBI
Stranger: Wild Abra uses Teleport!
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LMAO!!!by the way if you say fbi in the chat it says under it if the person under you said they reported you to the FBI it is illegitimat

LoL that was the best on tactical.

ROFL wow thats funny

w01fsk7aag wrote:

haha last night this 15 y/o from the uk I gave him some pictures of huge black cocks he was like WTF

i allways knew u loved cock

it was your cock gtfo

xTaCTiiCaL wrote:

You: Hold on, We're getting your IP address
You: FBI
Stranger: Wild Abra uses Teleport!
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ROFL

if they say anything about wild abras they're from 4chan

hahahha wtf?


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Stranger: hello
You: anal
Stranger: ok
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only 2nd one ive done

lol

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You: hi
Stranger: i swear
Stranger: if you're a kid trying to cyber
Stranger: im gonna throw this monitor out the window
You: i swear
You: if your a kid that trolling
Stranger: i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: by the moooooooon and the starsss in the skiesssss
Stranger: and i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: like a shadowwww thats by your eyes.....
Stranger: I see the questionssss in your eyes....
Stranger: I know what weighing onnnnn your mindddd.....
Stranger: You can be surrreee...I knowwww....My part....
You: your very good at singing
Stranger: *bow*
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 20 M Canada
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that was awkward

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Stranger: 안녕하세여
You: me no crapeneise
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that was gay lol

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Stranger: im 18 male horny with cam looking 4 girl with cam
You: no way
You: do you remember your first blowjob?
Stranger: yes
You: how'd it taste?
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"wild abra uses teleport" lolololololololol