CANDY

Well here i am snacking on a bunch of my christmas candy like the fatass I am
And I keep reading these quotes from the chocolates and thought id share them with my family!
"In Chaos there lies opportunity"
"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die tomorrow"
"Best Buy, the place to take your dates"
"Life is all about making memories"
"For delicious chocolate recipes visit dovechocolate.com"
"I am the Ice Cream Man, Running over fat kids in my van"
"When they hear my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell"
"Patience is a virtue"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
"When life gives you lemons, find someone with a bottle of vodka, throw a party, and for goodness sake invite me!"
"Break the mold, be extraordinary"
"I tap'd WolfScaag's sister"
"In Chaos there lies opportunity"

dude my sister is in ottawa now perfect time!