It's about time....

I posted some great excellent highdeas!

Why doesn't xbox have a 6 disc changer like cd players do? Would make things a lot easier when I wanna play a different game.

It's funny how you can say Mexican instead of Mexican-American or Asian instead of Asian-American and no one will be offended but you can't say African.. Like 'Aye are you african!' sound pretty racist huh? I hope this made sense I'm pretty blown

What if everything you got tattooed would get recognized by your body and evolve out of you.. like, get eyes tatted on the back of your head then your body evolves new eyes.. it'd be sweet.

catdog is transgender. when cat stands up his penis is a dog. when dog stands up his penis is a vagina. lol wait what?

Dude I bet bird migration is ballin. Think from a bird's perspective. You just hop up and fly away w/ like ur whole city and just cruise through the air for 1000's of miles. You stop and chill during the trip, gettin exotic grub from all these different cities and sleepin in all kinds of different trees..

all towels should have two distinct ends with different colors, so you know which side to dry your face with, and what side to dry your testicles with!

ive always wanted to go to space
but then i realized that i was already in space.

The floor is just...
the biggest shelf.
Am I right?

Ray Lewis
I wish I could have Ray Lewis live with me and give me a pump up speech before everything because he gets intense. Whether it be before a big game or before a test or even before I'm about to brush my teeth.

Isnt it wierd that...
when your trying to find a houses adress it helps to turn down the music?!?!

The NFL is stupid for trying to stop all the awesome celabrations. That Dang is hilarious! Plus they just scored a touchdown past elevan 300 pound beasts, it's their moment to shine

Meat + Bread=?
Has anyone else noticed that bread is square but lunch meat is round? what the Darn is up with that!?

has anyone else ever wondered where all the sour patch parents are?

Not to be racist
but how do they ever find suspects in other places where everyone has a pretty similar physical description. Like in China for the most part everyone has black hair and brown eyes. I mean people pretty much just have to change their clothes and then they wont be caught. I really dont mean this to be racist i'm just curious

I am so high I could Dang on a bird. I might even Dang on my ex gf's car.

Help!
I'm stuck in between yesterday & tomorrow & I can't get out!

heart swapping?
whoever came up with the idea of organ transplants must have been suuuuuuper high. imagine trying to explain that Dang for the first time

do blind people see blackness? do they not have a sense of sight at all and see literally nothing? WHAT THE F DOES NOTHING LOOK LIKE!


* edited a few words** Grave

How awkard would it be
If the guys from Inception walked in on someone having a wet dream?

k so my boyfriend suggested to me that i get a clap light because my bed and light switch are on completely different sides of the room and when im baked im too lazy to go turn it off, and will quite often just fall asleep with it on..so i take another hit and think about it...but i realized that a clap light may not be the best idea because if you were to have sex in the same room as the clap light and the thing heard bodies smacking together it would probably think someone is clapping really fast and turn into a fuckin strobe light

What color is a mirror? I've been sitting here thinking about this for a really.. really long time

they should just make amusement parks where you get high and then the people who work there just yell at you or shake you. Same effect. Cost a whole hell of a lot less, and takes up less space. =)

WTF?

Copy Paste?

Ya seriously wtf?

u smoke wolf???

w01fsk7aag wrote:

k so my boyfriend suggested to me that.......

Wolfy is now the target of all MOH Odd jokes.

Shotty wrote:

w01fsk7aag wrote:

k so my boyfriend suggested to me that.......

Wolfy is now the target of all MOH Odd jokes.

HA

good call on that shotty.

Why does it sensor to Odd...?

i thini maybe he just had some childrens moltren?


i edited a word or two in your post wolf.

Are you high on flint stone vitamins again?

STARWARSKID93 wrote:

Are you high on flint stone vitamins again?

Not everyone is as dumb as you and tries to smoke an extra cheesey cheetoh at an attempt to get high.

asap wrote:

STARWARSKID93 wrote:

Are you high on flint stone vitamins again?

Not everyone is as dumb as you and tries to smoke an extra cheesey cheetoh at an attempt to get high.

LMAO slap!

naah dude highdeas you gotta get on that StUfF its chill as Crud yeah copy paste mother trucker go hump your boyfriends some more icm.

thanks grave



**edited** grave

Do you think the Romans were like
"Maximus, hurry up, it's almost IV:XX!!!"

Toy story 3 just came out, and Andys 17 now....that means at one point in time the toys stood there silently while Andy was furiously masterbating.

really needs more intricate options. like, an "avoid the ghetto" option, or a "not take some sketchy-Butt back alley" option.

If I am a pothead because I enjoy marijuana, You're a slut for sucking my dick.

Don't pass judgement and you wont be judged

so kinda weird question... why does pornhub have a share on facebook feature? like who the Crud actually uses that and shares the porno they just watch on facebook

You think Sarah Pailin ever goes para sailin?

So it takes way to long to spread cream chease on a bagel, especially if you're roasted. So they need to invent little individually packed "disks" of cream cheese so you can just throw them on there and you're done.

The Constitution says that we have the right for the pursuit of happiness.
Well for me and many other people, Mary Jane has completed my pursuit of happiness, yet society says I can't participate in this activity.
Tell me that's not unconstitutional.

w01fsk7aag wrote:

so kinda weird question... why does pornhub have a share on facebook feature? like who the Crud actually uses that and shares the porno they just watch on facebook

holy crap that was the best one lol

Life is a test and You are graded on a Curve
At age 4, success is....not peeing in your pants
At age 12, success is....having friends
At age 16, success is....having a drivers license
At age 20, success is....having sex
At age 25, success is....having money
At age 50, success is....having money
At age 60, success is....having sex
At age 70, success is....having a drivers license
At age 75, success is....having friends
At age 80, success is....not peeing in your pants




You know those flash lights that you have to crank the handle for it to work?
What if you put something like that on a bike but it was powered by the pedals and made some headlights work.
That be legit


The first woman to get pregnant
had to be wondering wtf was goin on



good bad and interesting
using holy water ...
good:in church
bad:in your bong
interesting:to bathe a puppy