Well everything snipes ever said was hilarious.
"HELP ME NUBS IM GETTING JUMPED" "Grape drink and fried chicken" <<during a clan match
And of course my all time favorite:
(After I raped fusion in our all class glad (sorry fusion))
Crappy: "Who's the man you want to be? Who's the man that can't be beat? SHOTTY!"
(in my sig)