Gotta catch 'em ALL!

Hey I want to be your mascot officially.
Because my two dads said that I should. But, I want to ask for complete permission. And if you don't understand ask my dad, iAnnoyance because he if my favorite dad. And my name is Onyx. And I like to play games. My favorite game right now is MW2 Capture the Flag. And I play that alot. I also own Halo 3, Call of Duty 3, and GTA4. And I was mad earlier today but now I am not anymore. And I am 13 and my friends said I am 6 and 3 and 2. But I don't get it because I am 13. And if GunznBumz is reading this, I love you again and I am sorry for being mad at you. And I forgot why I was mad.

And my friends said I was a Pokemon. But I am not a pokemon. I am a human. And I don't know where pokemon even live. But if I was a pokemon I would be the Onyx one. Because my dad said he has a big rocky d***. And he f***s everyone with it. And he does rockslide. But I don't want to sexually f*** someone I want to beat em up with it. And whap them in the back of the head. And my dads said they live in minnosota. But how do they speak english then? My friends say I don't make sense but my favorite dad does. Hey I get the job done. And that, that is what matters. But if I eat alots of chocolate, I don't play good. And really bad when I drink a 5 hour energy with it. And then my stomach hurts. Hey if you want to email me email me on my brothers email he made for me. technoonyx@gmail.com. Because I want to be in the MLG with you. And I will pay for my friends' collages with money. Because they are funny and nice. But I will only buy my dads a laptop. Hey I am tired of typing now ok? Peace to my nigers. And I said it with one n so I am not bad.

this kid is extremely stupid for 13 didnt even know that the US is not a continent and didnt know what countries are on North America

i laughed so fucking hard. nice troll wolfskaag

and yes kiddies, this IS A TROLL

wow fuk u wolf fag

but the kid does really exist and this is making fun of him so what i said still stands he is really stupid and actually very very annoying

Lol. this is too funny.

no it wasnt it was extremely stupid i had to mute him i cant stand when little kids are playing its rated M for a reason

also i know 8 year old kids that are smarter than him

Ive hung out with 5 dollar bills smarter than him.

STARWARSKID93 wrote:

Ive hung out with 5 dollar bills smarter than him.

Hey why do you hang out with 5 dollar bills? That does make sense. Why exclude other dollars? Or even change?

oh schust nice! I just got credited for a troll that I didnt even do lmao! I've never even met the kid and after reading this I dont really want to.

Destroyer wrote:

i laughed so fucking hard. nice troll wolfskaag

and yes kiddies, this IS A TROLL

no its not lmao hes on the chatbox right now hes a fucking tool lmao!@!!!!

dude hes the fucking coolest 13 year old ever, and he listens to me like im a god or something

what the hell is this??

idk. supposedly iannoyance is his legal guardian.

this is just something stupid a group of people thought of to make fun of this little kid

haha but the kids playing along though, he knows were joking and hes still going with it

yeah and it anoys the schust out of me i hate when little kids talk over xbox

chipmunks!

V8 back on swbf2

then mute him fut...

i mute him everytime he joins in

Back on swbf2 ??

You gotta be at least 16 to join. 17 or older for the most part. I mean we have a few younger members, but I prefer to keep everyone 17 and up.

Ya but i annoyance is his dad. We could let him in as a gambit.

and by that i mean on the forums and not play for us.

or as a mascot